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Fun Fact…

Ten inches of snow equals one inch of rain in water content.

  (aren’t you glad all this rain is not 

   snow)

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Newsletter - May 2011

Don Taylor
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1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Weird Household Tips that Actually Work

We've all heard different tips to use on different household problems. Some work. Some don't. Some tips and tricks may even seem so weird that you roll your eyes and do not make use of them all together. But strange, they work. Just try these following tips and tricks. They all work wonderfully!

 

 QUICK FIXES

· Make plant leaves glossy and shiny by rubbing them with a little mayonnaise and a paper towel. They'll shine for weeks!

· Does your shower curtain stick? Rub hair conditioner on the rod, and the rings will move smoothly.

· Use a wide candle as a pincushion. The wax helps pins and needles slide in and out of fabric more easily.

 

KITCHEN AIDS

· Ripen green tomatoes by storing them in a paper bag with an already ripe apple for a couple of days. Don't put more than five or six tomatoes in one bag.

· Remove teacup stains by rubbing the inside with a cut lemon. For extra scrubbing power, dip the lemon in kosher salt. Then, wash in hot, soapy water.

· Speed up slow moving ketchup by inserting a plastic drinking straw into the bottle.

· Check to see if a cake is done by sticking an uncooked strand of spaghetti into its center. If there's moist batter on it when you pull it out, the cake needs to bake longer. If it's dry, the cake is done.

· The best storage container for a raw onion after it is cut is a airtight screw top glass jar. A cut onion can be refrigerated this way for up to a week.

 

CLEANING

· Remove dirty or greasy fingerprints from painted walls or non-washable wallpaper by rubbing the area with a slice of white bread.

· To get animal hair off car seats or the sofa, run a rubber glove over the upholstery. Hair sticks to the glove and comes right off.

· Clean a bathroom mirror with shaving cream, then wipe with a soft cloth. It helps defog the mirror after showers.

· Shine small copper items by rubbing gently with a cotton swab dipped in ketchup. Rub off with a cotton cloth and they'll gleam.

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Quick and Easy Cheesecake Dessert

· Prep Time: 15 mins

· Total Time: 35 mins

· Servings: 12

Ingredients

· 1 2/3 cups graham cracker crumbs ( 11 double crackers)

· 1 cup sugar

· 1/4 cup melted butter or 1/4 cup margarine

· 3 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese ( softened)

· 3 eggs ( well beaten)

· 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla

· 1 (21 ounce) cans blueberry (you can substitute your own preference) pie filling

Directions

1. Combine graham cracker crumbs, 1/4 cup of the sugar, melted butter or margarine.

2. Press into 9 x 13 pan.

3. Beat the softened cream cheese.

4. Add well beaten eggs, remaining 3/4 cup sugar, vanilla, and cream well.

5. Pour cream cheese mixture over crust and bake at 375°F for 15-20 minutes.

6. Spoon blueberry fruit filling over top and refrigerate until set.